Tuesday, September 29, 2009

New neighbor (Ghengis khan)

Hey hey, how are you? Well, I'm doing okay. Apparently Ghengis Khan is living next door me. A new neighbor; quite a character you may say. My first meetings met him with his door open, exposing his shanty apartment that makes my "Shoebox" look rather lavish. He sleeps on a 2 inch thin mattress, and sits "Indian Stlye" all day. Hey, to each his own right??? Well on Saturday I did play some music and kind of Rock Out in the afternoon, and he called the landlord to tell me to quite down. We had an awkward look like Rocky and Drago from Rocky 4 (Which I've watched on Korean TV about 15 times since i've been here.) But, I'm laid back... No problem, I understand that I play my music too loud.

Tonight was different. While I was phone teaching (My much hated duty after work while, at home, I'm calling up students and talking about how much rice they had for breakfast and lunch) The second Korean War broke out between my poor old landlord, who has always helped me out (and yelled at me from time to time due to my lack of recycling observence, and having an x-girlfriend camp out in my hallway until I came out; messier than I care to go into now), and Ghengis apparently screamed as loud as I've heard anyone yell at anyone. I even heard him banging his fists. I so much wanted to hang up the phone and give him a "MacArthur". In Korea, this is especially RUDE because the landlord is an old "Ajoshi", or respectable elder man, and Douche-bag Ghengis apparently is psycho.

Unfortunately, I was working and had a schedule of 7 students to talk to back to back and would have had my balls busted if stopped my calls. What I really wanted to do was go "straighten" out my new Korean neighbor for "messing" with my very old and kind landlord who's become my buddy over these 10 months. He loves these kittens around our apartment and seems as content as anything when he feeds them, so of course I buy him tuna and say "KEETEN MASHEETA" and give it to him once a week. That translates to the kittens think the tuna is delicious. Even though I hate cats, I see the purity of joy in his eyes as he feeds them.


So basically, if my Korean-Hulk-Ghengis-Khan niehbor Fucks (excuse the language) with Mr. Miyagi again, I'll incorporate my excellent diplomatic skills, or I'm gonna drop him like a boiling pot of Kimchi Soup.........lol.


Sadly, this is the first true negative douche-bag experience of a Korean man I've encountered. 10 months in and my purity is lost.
PS-When I came home he calmed down apparently; he had his door open and was pissing in his bathroom with both doors open. Too much "Soju", or just a Napolean-Complexed douche??? I'll find out..........Even if I have to wax my landlord's car and take a small boat so he can kick me off and show me balance.....

6 comments:

Joan Richter said...

As a Mom, I should be worried, but you really have a great (funny) way of letting it all hang out...Let's hope your neighbor appreciates you as much as we all do back home........

Chris said...

Mom, don't worry, I've got it taken over here. If Ghengis tries to take his testosterone to anyone on my block, he's gonna be sorry. Especially picking on my old landlord. I got my eyes on him and he won't make the same mistake again....He knows it too......My dinner will never be disturbed again by his 5 foot ass....or ELSE..........................................................................

DannyBoy said...

Chris, you should show him some real noise Bro!!Open the window and snore his ass to the outer river!!All done. I admire your respect factor.
it goes a long way. Feed the cats..it's a great investment return...(street food) Don't be too nice and give him the crazy as you are look in the eye. Most guys who bang things or throw things or yell are really bullies. That means that they are feeling low about themselves. Keep that in mind when dealing with them and always asses the situation before getting involved in any situation. Dan doesn't Know.....Love ya

DAD said...

CHRIS,IF YOU RELLY WANT TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF HIM WEAR YOUR KEMPO MARSHAL ART ROBE...THEN GHENGIS WILL KNOW WHO IS THE MASTER OF THE BUILDING..

Chris said...

My family really has a sense of humor.....I love that shit

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