Sunday, February 15, 2009

A King of Korea (The Count of Gangnam)













Well, I hope everyone is doing well and feeling fine. I am doing phenomenal here in Korea and absolutely loving life. I don't care so much for being narcissistic; but I must tell you that I am loving life over here tremendously. I label myself jokingly as the "Count of Gangnam" due to the way I've turned my life around for the better. Asia has opened all the doors that were closed for me in America. Ironic, I know, and I still miss all of you greatly. It is a wound I cover tightly and try not to think about, being that I have a long time before I see any of you.

What does make me feel good though, in this crazy Asian megopolis, is the great food and beautiful women. I just finished some caviar and sushi for lunch, and I am dating this "philappina" girl named Chen. We had a great date on Friday, and a very nice Valentine's on Saturday. Hey......She even cleaned my apartment.....that's what I like to call the BONUS ROUND. NICE>

Yes, life is really good here. Like I said, I don't want to give false pretenses of narcissism. It's just that they say "The sun shines on even a dog's ass every once in a while," and I see the light coming through my window right now. Love and peace from Seoul. Miss you guys.
P.S.-Chen, although unknowingly, is giving the British F*&* You sign in the first picture. AHH. I guess ignorance is bliss. Poor girl.....lol.

4 comments:

DAD said...

BRING HER HOME I'M TIRED OF CLEANING THE HOUSE.IM SURE SHE LIKES DOG'S.(I NEED A MASSAGE)..IF SHE CAN COOK SHE MIGHT BE A KEEPER.THE FOOD LOOKS GOOD AND YOU MAKE ANDREA'S MOUTH WATER WHEN YOU POST THESE PICKS.ENJOY THE REST OF THE WEEK...

Anonymous said...

You totally rock. The light IS coming through your window and shining bright (perhaps with a little help from the "sister" light catcher in your window?) Hmmm.... See, we're all there with you brother. At least in heart and spirit. I'm am so glad that you are happy, Chris. And like Pops said... if your girl can cook, she is a keeper (cause God knows you ain't gettin' any gourmet meals at my house! LOL). Love you, Karen

Mom said...

I haven't seen a smile on your face like that in a long time....I wonder why????....It might have something to do with_______, no name right? If she still dates you even after you showed her your apartment, I think she might really be into you..................Keep enjoying life....It is precious and short and each great day should be cherished.....Miss you....Will SKYPE you soon....

Chris said...

Thanks guys. Those were the nicest and funniest comments to date, except of course from my lovably insane brother Danny, who never ceases to make me laugh, even with his beligerent "True Blood" comments.

Dad, I wonder where I get my sense of humor from? You are doing a great job making me feel at home while you comment. But, don't put BBQ sauce on Shadow yet, As much as I love Asian women, there is always some "mental" untolarabilities that are just too damn intolarable.

Karen, thanks for you comment. I know you know what I've been through. You have always told me to hang in there and be myself. Just when I was about to lose my grip, my train has suddenly come in. Thank God for Providence. It's a good word. Look it up...lol. Just like we used to look up very SUBLIME words...lol. Maybe Bry could take a minute from killin' bad guys in Call of Duty 15 and write on my blog.......?????? One can only hope. Love you guys and miss you.